Sometimes when I’m standing in line for Space Mountain I play a sort of meditation game to pass the time. It involves the possibility that somewhere in the world someone or something is the most special of its kind right now. That also means that it’s only in the split second that I say right now that it exists. Then it either is replaced by another or it continues or it ceases to exist etc. It’s usually about the time I get to 10 of them that I say to myself or someone says it to me, “Knock it off”.
Todays “Right Now” is brought to you by Family Dollar and its endless line of people and their nonstop flip flops scuffling and the crazy bluetooth bitches seemingly talking to themselves.
Right now somebody is the smartest person ever.
Right now someone has the most beautiful hair in the world.
Right now one city in the U.S.A. has the worst quality drinking water. (Pensacola)
Right now there is an alternate universe where A.I.D.S. and 9/11 never happened.
Right now there is one banana more delicious than all of the other bananas anywhere.
Right now my right sinus feels like an ice pick has pierced it and into my brain right behind my eyeball.
Right now one man has the largest penis of all the men on the planet.
Right now somewhere in the world there is a woman with the same problem.
Right now you are older than you have ever been.
Right now the Earth is the oldest it has ever been.